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By Cary McNeal

Fact: Chocolate includes the alkaloid theobromine, which in excessive doses should be poisonous to people, and in even small quantities can kill canine, parrots, horses, and cats.
This signifies that regardless of its identify, the Kit-Kat sweet bar isn't a prompt snack to your kitty-cat. i ponder what number cats have died due to this confusion.

Fact: the main germ-laden position in your rest room isn't the seat or perhaps the bowl--it's the handle.
The answer: Don't flush. allow the subsequent man fear approximately it.

There are "just the facts"--and then there are only the evidence that would frighten the bejeezus out of you. and due to this little gem a WC ebook, you'll by no means examine the area a similar approach back, with out, er, dry heaving a bit bit.

From the sneaky fish that could swim up our genitals to the E. coli micro organism lurking within the very water we drink, nerve-racking phenomena are all over the place we flip. academic, wonderful, and undeniably frightening, this ebook isn't bound to assist you, um, visit the lavatory, yet it's bound to make some time there more...informed.

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It's not like him, Mother,' he said to a right old hag who was living with them. 'Blast his hide,' said mother, with an accent. As you might have guessed, teenage young Henry had run around from home and left. 'I'll show that stump,' said Henry to himself, for there was no one with him. Well, it just so happened man that teenage young Henry could not get a golfing job anywhere especially Golfing. 'It seems I'm a born Brummer like dad Harry says I am,' said Harry quietly for no one was listening to him.

66 You're a Brummer, Son, so get it straight,' said dad Harry. The next day Henry could not be seen or heard about the quaint little slum and dad Harry was beginning to worry. 'It's not like him, Mother,' he said to a right old hag who was living with them. 'Blast his hide,' said mother, with an accent. As you might have guessed, teenage young Henry had run around from home and left. 'I'll show that stump,' said Henry to himself, for there was no one with him. Well, it just so happened man that teenage young Henry could not get a golfing job anywhere especially Golfing.

I know you hiddy by this tree'. But still she won't come out. Such softly singing lulled me sleep, an hour or two or so I wakeny slow and took a peep and still no lady show. Then suddy on a little twig I thought I see a sight, A tiny little tiny pig, that sing with all it's might. 'I thought you were a lady'. I giggle, - well I may, To my suprise the lady, got up - and flew away. 64 Henry and Harry Henry was his father's son and it were time for him to leave school and go into him father's business of Brummer Striving.

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