By Craig Shaw Gardner
I've acquired you presently, you wizardly pest, in my abdominal you quickly will leisure! therefore spoke Guxx Unfufadoo to the robust wizard, Ebenezum. the feared rhyming demon had cruelly cursed the mage with a illness of magicks and now he was firm that the pain sorcerer by no means succeed in Vushta, the town of Forbodden Delights, the place he may perhaps discover a cure.
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