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By Michael Ian Black, Meghan McCain

She is a unmarried, twentysomething, gun-loving, Christian, Republican author and blogger, the daughter of a Senator and 2008 Republican presidential nominee. He is a married, forty-year-old, gun-fearing, atheist, Democrat comic, the son of a lesbian former Social safeguard employee. Meghan McCain and Michael Ian Black slightly comprehend each one other. But they're approximately to alter the way in which politics is mentioned in America.

Or at the least the best way politics are mentioned of their crappy RV. 

In America, You horny Bitch, Meghan and Michael embark on a balls-out, cross-country travel beginning in California, the center of liberal the USA, and finishing within the nation of Connecticut, the house of blue-blood Wall road billionaires. Along the best way, they stopover at such cultural touchstones as Graceland and Branson, occasion in Las Vegas and New Orleans, fake to be Mormon in Salt Lake urban (only for a second), and visit a mosque in Dearborn, Michigan. They journey the nation’s capital; they fireplace semiautomatic weapons. But often Meghan McCain and Michael Ian Black seek advice from one another: approximately their changes, their similarities, and the way American politics has gotten so divided.

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She went up to her room. Apart from anything else, she had so little faith in the ability of the guy on the message desk at reception to deal with anything so complicated as a message that she wanted to be doubly certain that there wasn’t a note under the door. It wouldn’t be the first time that messages at the desk and messages under the door had been completely at odds with each other. There wasn’t one. The message light on the phone was flashing, though. She hit the message button and got the hotel operator.

Oh yes, I noticed,” said Tricia. “All right. Here it is. It’s very simple. Many years ago I met a guy at a party. He said he was from another planet and did I want to go along with him. I said, yes, okay. It was that kind of party. I said to him to wait while I went to get my bag and then I’d be happy to go off to another planet with him. He said I wouldn’t need my bag. I said he obviously came from a very backward planet or he’d know that a woman always needed to take her bag with her. He got a bit impatient, but I wasn’t going to be a complete pushover just because he said he was from another planet.

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