By P. G. Wodehouse
The curious case of the Maiden Eggesford Horror; while the health practitioner advises Bertie to reside the quiet existence, he and Jeeves head for the natural air and peace of Maiden Eggesford. despite the fact that, they hadn't reckoned on Bertie's irrepressible yet decidedly scheming Aunt Dahlia round whom an imbroglio of notable proportions develops concerning The Cat Which stored shooting up whilst Least anticipated. As Bertie observes, no matter what aunts are, they aren't gentlemen.
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She went up to her room. Apart from anything else, she had so little faith in the ability of the guy on the message desk at reception to deal with anything so complicated as a message that she wanted to be doubly certain that there wasn’t a note under the door. It wouldn’t be the first time that messages at the desk and messages under the door had been completely at odds with each other. There wasn’t one. The message light on the phone was flashing, though. She hit the message button and got the hotel operator.
Oh yes, I noticed,” said Tricia. “All right. Here it is. It’s very simple. Many years ago I met a guy at a party. He said he was from another planet and did I want to go along with him. I said, yes, okay. It was that kind of party. I said to him to wait while I went to get my bag and then I’d be happy to go off to another planet with him. He said I wouldn’t need my bag. I said he obviously came from a very backward planet or he’d know that a woman always needed to take her bag with her. He got a bit impatient, but I wasn’t going to be a complete pushover just because he said he was from another planet.
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